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Story:

Satan had a chicken friend, that he called Lucefuri Chickenus, or sometimes Jimmy, for ease.
Lucefuri Chickenus, or Jimmy, used to follow satan to everywhere he goes, satan got pissed, he had no privacy at all, he cant even take a piss while Jimmy wasnt there. So one day Lucefuri Chickenus was around satan, but then time came for it to get back to its nest (some books say that Lucefuri Chickenus lived in the forest) which I'm not sure about because its hard for a chicken to live in a forest. Anyways, Lucefuri Chickenus said bye bye to Satan, and took the path back home. What Lucefuri Chickenus didnt know, was that satan wasnt only pissed at her, but was also horny that night, and as we all know, or at least have guessed, that a horny satan is a dangerous one. Dont you guys remember when our mom's used to tell us when we were children that "if you dig up your nose, satan will fuck you" So we all kept our hands far away from our noses. Anyways, Satan disappeared into the shadows, checking out Lucefuri Chickenus's butts shining in the dark, then all of a sudden, satan attacked Jimmy, when Jimmy shouted in fright, "Whats wrong satan, get your hands off me you satanic mother fucker, are you crazy, help help" - Lucefuri Chickenus screamed. But with satan's strength, satan was able to fold Lucefuri Chickenus's arms and violate her virgin privacy, and thats when Lucefuri Chickenus went "Koooo" until her voice came to an end.

Waking up in the morning, lying in the middle of a fearful forest, Lucefuri Chickenus realized what had happened to her, being brutally raped by satan, under a funeral moon, a funeral for her pride, that no longer exists. Lucefuri Chickenus also realized that there's no room for mourning, and decided she's take revenge over mankind (Dont ask me why mankind, we didnt do shit, afterall that wasnt a human fucked Jimmy, it was lucifer, but afterall, maybe we're just the scum of the universe, that when a lion gets a dierriah or something, decides to eat a human). Anyways lets not drift of the topic, so as said, Lucefuri Chickenus decided to go on with her life as a prostitue. So she went back to her nest, she though of looking her best so she could seduce some roosters, so she took a shower, and upon coming out of the hot shower, some cold wind were flowing, thats when she sneezed "Etcho", thats when Avian was born, also known as, The Chicken Flu.